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Drunk Hoboken Man Broke Into Funeral Home, Urinated On Carpet, Police Say

Funeral home employee walked in to find the man on the floor.

Police say a drunk Hoboken man broke into Failla Memorial Home early Saturday and urinated on the floor, according to reports.

An funeral home employee walked into the building at 533 Willow Avenue around 9 a.m. and said he found a 37-year-old Park Avenue man lying on the floor, reports said.

As he approached, the employee said he saw the man was awake and mumbling about being "freezing" cold, reports said.

The 37-year-old got up and the employee noticed his pants and the carpet were stained with urine, reports said.

When they arrived on the scene, police said he had locked himself in the ladies bathroom and had alcohol on his breath.

The man was charged with burglary and criminal mischief and released on a summons.

Captain Kirk December 04, 2012 at 06:30 PM
This guy must have still been really out of it. Consider: 1) He peed all over himself 2) He had no idea that he had so naturally, he could not understand why this would make him cold So, do you think he stuck around and locked himself in the bathroom because he wanted to make reparations for the damage he had done OR because he didn't know his own name.
mrvrnj421 December 04, 2012 at 07:53 PM
At least it was just the carpet

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